sharingneedles:

i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake

(via this--too--shall--pass)

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

(via this--too--shall--pass)

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

(Source: jbckybarnes, via happiest)

radioheavy:

does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?

(via happiest)

edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

(via happiest)

baracknobama:

*TURNS OFF WIFI* PAY ATTENTION TO ME

(via happiest)

if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands
(via abscidium)

(Source: anachronica, via abscidium)